Complete historical records pulled across Spiced Outcast and Bruce's Bar.
A crushing, atmospheric sludge-dirge of dragging iron chains, shattered timber, and doomed scoundrels swallowed into the pitch-black depths of the seabed.
A thunderous high-seas battle anthem honoring fierce buccaneer valkyries who unleash broadside fire against the royal armada to claim the sea as their own empire.
A chilling funeral march of doomed sailors navigating broken rudders and shredded sails, bound for Davy Jones's parlor where stolen gold won't buy a breath.
A haunting, mystical shanty of siren maidens emerging from ocean fog, enchanting captains and leading royal vessels down into a watery grave.
A lively dueling-pianos tavern edition of the classic medical advice shanty, where the surgeon's fix for everything from broken hearts to whale attacks remains a fresh squeeze of citrus.
A third barrage of groan-worthy pirate wordplay featuring Blue-Tooth molars, High-Seas-Fi routers, Amazon Prime cannonballs, and quarterdeck Star-bucks coffee.
A hilarious shanty about a socially anxious deep-sea beast who just wants to surface and make friends, but accidentally snaps masts, squirts panic ink, and retreats to overthink the interaction for 500 years.
A roaring, competitive tavern standoff between Captain Jack and Madam Mary, trading boasts, stolen gold, and clashing cutlasses to prove who truly commands the sea.
A weary, atmospheric ballad of dropping the iron into the midnight mud, trading stolen gold and glory for a quiet plank to rest a tired head.
A somber and haunting shanty about a battered crew steering home with empty berths, heavy hearts, and the lingering ghosts of fallen brothers.
A comic shanty about young David, who joined the crew seeking high-seas adventure only to find himself trapped in the galley scrubbing grease and burnt stew off pirate plates.
A comedy sea shanty about a quack ship surgeon whose absurd remedy for every high-seas disaster—from cannon fire and ghosts to ship fires and broken legs—is just rubbing a lime on it.
A roaring pirate crew anthem about riding dark storms, plundering merchant gold, and drinking to the open ocean under the banner of wild freedom.
A hilarious second volley of high-seas wordplay featuring iPatches, argyle stockings, Captain Hooky, and BARRRRR-B-Q that eventually gets the punster walked right off the plank.
An epic crew anthem honoring Captain Bruce, Ian, Sir Jeremy, Sarah, Lois, Hilary, and Harry as they keep the ship steady and the tavern spirits high.
A rousing tavern song about dockworkers escaping the stormy coast to share stories, amber brew, and fiddle tunes from Old McGarry until the morning sun.
A chilling, driving track about a greedy and fearless crew who choose to plunder a cursed, ghostly wreck, risking the wrath of spirits to line their own pockets.
A lighthearted and ridiculous shanty overflowing with terrible pirate puns, where the only thing taking more damage than the hull is the crew's patience.
An upbeat track about a twenty-one-year-old gaming legend with a General Studies degree, balancing midnight bass fishing at Hyland Lake, grinding Smash Bros, and sending out resumes.
A heavy-driving rock tribute to Chris, leaving the highway behind after hauling a 12-wheel tri-axle dump truck all across Connecticut to lock it down and open Signal 50.
A tribute to Hilary, who keeps the neighbors' fridges stocked, drops off Tupperware dinners via a tap on her phone, and waters the plants when we're away on a cruise.
A sweet coastal tune for my wife Sarah, celebrating ocean dreams, frosty blue sea glass, and treasure hunts on the beach.
A fun anthem about Hilary, Patricia, and a bottomless cup of Colonial Tea. Don't worry Harry, it's still her first drink!
An upbeat tune dedicated to Harry. He helps anyone at the drop of a hat and can fix any issue—almost anything and everything.
The epic tale of Dishwasher Dave, the Trash Panda King, defending the Little Red Barn Brewery's sacred dumpster from an army of raccoons with nothing but a mop.
A gripping, high-tempo sea shanty about a crew rowing straight against a swirling ocean vortex, battling the relentless pull of the abyssal tide.
A stealthy tavern tune about slipping past the Royal Navy harbor watch under cover of dark to make off with the finest rum and treasure.
A dark and driving shanty about a sinking ship's doomed crew paying their final toll to Davy Jones, trading cursed Spanish gold for the cold embrace of the deep.
An ethereal sea shanty about steering a ship up a massive waterfall to reach a mystical, kingless realm where siren songs guide the way.
A relentless pirate anthem about chasing gold into kraken territory, showing no mercy to merchant ships, and laughing in the face of the crown.
A cheeky tune about a pirate's wife who spends his hard-earned Spanish gold buying mansions and diamonds while he suffers on the high seas.
A roaring capstan shanty about a broke pirate crew hoisting the black flag and fleeing the Royal Navy after drinking the tavern dry.
A chaotic, tragicomic tale of Old Quartermaster Willy accidentally lighting a cannon and setting off a chain reaction of flying peg legs.
A high-energy anthem about a defiant crew riding the dark waves with cutlasses in hand, ready to claim the King's silver and gold.