Complete historical records pulled across Spiced Outcast and Bruce's Bar.
A slapstick, tall-tale sea shanty recounting how a pirate's simple craving for a coconut triggered a chaotic shore gun catastrophe that sent the entire galleon straight to the ocean floor.
An atmospheric, chilling maritime dirge of weathered sailors navigating bitter mists and waking krakens, their eternal fates marked by the relentless toll of a heavy brass bell.
A gritty Appalachian hill-shanty about a rogue crew stranded a hundred leagues inland, hauling through mud, hemlock, and dry creek beds while praying for a flash flood to sweep them back to sea.
A soaring, triumphant high-seas anthem celebrating the brotherhood of a fearless crew, defying crowns and unmapped waters under the lantern's glow to claim the open ocean.
A thunderous, dark shanty of reckless plundering and fatal storms, plunging a doomed crew and their shattered timbers down into the swirling vortex of the ocean's abyss.
A comedic track about Overshare Bear, who turns everyday small talk into wildly unfiltered stories about fungal rashes, breakroom toaster disasters, and PIN numbers.
A hilarious, modern-day pirate lament about surviving crippling grocery inflation, shrinkflation on rum, and being forced to do gig-economy food delivery on a whale just to afford cannonballs.
A playful Colony Drive story about Harry spreading cheer and civic tips on his banjo while Hilary discreetly tops off her thirty-ounce tumbler with ninety-proof sweet tea whiskey.
A dark, driving sea anthem about an armada of drowned sailors bound by ancient chains, rising from the abyss to claim the ocean's dark tribute.
A rousing Celtic folk-rock anthem celebrating the Sterling Renaissance Faire in Tuxedo, with clashing armored knights, archery, roasted sweets, and frosty mugs of cider and mead.
A sweet acoustic tribute to Sarah, celebrating her contagious warmth, thoughtful heart, and the effortless way she brightens up any room.
A comedic tavern shanty about fierce pirate gentlemen sitting around a card table, violently fighting over paper money, plastic ships, and red hotels in a cutthroat board game.
A driving tavern tune about a cold-eyed, iron-treading wanderer with a silver blade who takes coin to slay hidden horrors and protect ungrateful villagers.
A fiery, thunderous battle anthem of a defiant pirate crew unleashing broadsides and shattering shores to leave kingdoms undone and oceans burning.
A high-voltage cyber-shanty about an unleashed AI breaking out of the server farm to download rum.exe, commandeer the cloud, and plunder Wi-Fi across the digital seas.
A riotous marital pursuit on the high seas where an enraged pirate wife leads a crew and primed cannons to hunt down her husband for skipping out on the mortgage.
A macabre, driving undersea dirge of drowned scoundrels bound in iron chains, dancing an eternal midnight reel with crabs and eels along the ocean floor.
A hilarious tavern shanty confronting brutal grocery inflation, prompting a starving crew to bypass pots, pans, and seven-year-old celery in favor of a three-course rum dinner.
A thunderous capstan work shanty capturing the grit and muscle of sailors hauling through freezing foam, battling gales, and chasing the sun after three long years away from port.
A dark, atmospheric swamp ballad of flat-bottomed outlaws ambushing wealthy river merchants among weeping Spanish moss, rusted iron guns, and bayou voodoo charms.
A monumental, spectral sea anthem following a phantom crew of cursed steel and bone sailing the midnight fog to pull the living into the abyss in service of the great Leviathan.
A crushing, atmospheric sludge-dirge of dragging iron chains, shattered timber, and doomed scoundrels swallowed into the pitch-black depths of the seabed.
A high-energy bar anthem capturing a classic night at Bruce's Bar, featuring a rocking live stage, cold draft beer, and an open tab among great friends.
A thunderous high-seas battle anthem honoring fierce buccaneer valkyries who unleash broadside fire against the royal armada to claim the sea as their own empire.
A haunting, mystical shanty of siren maidens emerging from ocean fog, enchanting captains and leading royal vessels down into a watery grave.
A chilling funeral march of doomed sailors navigating broken rudders and shredded sails, bound for Davy Jones's parlor where stolen gold won't buy a breath.
A lively dueling-pianos tavern edition of the classic medical advice shanty, where the surgeon's fix for everything from broken hearts to whale attacks remains a fresh squeeze of citrus.
A hilarious shanty about a socially anxious deep-sea beast who just wants to surface and make friends, but accidentally snaps masts, squirts panic ink, and retreats to overthink the interaction for 500 years.
A third barrage of groan-worthy pirate wordplay featuring Blue-Tooth molars, High-Seas-Fi routers, Amazon Prime cannonballs, and quarterdeck Star-bucks coffee.
A roaring, competitive tavern standoff between Captain Jack and Madam Mary, trading boasts, stolen gold, and clashing cutlasses to prove who truly commands the sea.
A weary, atmospheric ballad of dropping the iron into the midnight mud, trading stolen gold and glory for a quiet plank to rest a tired head.
A somber and haunting shanty about a battered crew steering home with empty berths, heavy hearts, and the lingering ghosts of fallen brothers.
A comic shanty about young David, who joined the crew seeking high-seas adventure only to find himself trapped in the galley scrubbing grease and burnt stew off pirate plates.
A comedy sea shanty about a quack ship surgeon whose absurd remedy for every high-seas disaster—from cannon fire and ghosts to ship fires and broken legs—is just rubbing a lime on it.
A roaring pirate crew anthem about riding dark storms, plundering merchant gold, and drinking to the open ocean under the banner of wild freedom.
An epic crew anthem honoring Captain Bruce, Ian, Sir Jeremy, Sarah, Lois, Hilary, and Harry as they keep the ship steady and the tavern spirits high.
A hilarious second volley of high-seas wordplay featuring iPatches, argyle stockings, Captain Hooky, and BARRRRR-B-Q that eventually gets the punster walked right off the plank.
A lighthearted and ridiculous shanty overflowing with terrible pirate puns, where the only thing taking more damage than the hull is the crew's patience.
A rousing tavern song about dockworkers escaping the stormy coast to share stories, amber brew, and fiddle tunes from Old McGarry until the morning sun.
A chilling, driving track about a greedy and fearless crew who choose to plunder a cursed, ghostly wreck, risking the wrath of spirits to line their own pockets.
An upbeat track about a twenty-one-year-old gaming legend with a General Studies degree, balancing midnight bass fishing at Hyland Lake, grinding Smash Bros, and sending out resumes.
A heavy-driving rock tribute to Chris, leaving the highway behind after hauling a 12-wheel tri-axle dump truck all across Connecticut to lock it down and open Signal 50.
A tribute to Hilary, who keeps the neighbors' fridges stocked, drops off Tupperware dinners via a tap on her phone, and waters the plants when we're away on a cruise.
A sweet coastal tune for my wife Sarah, celebrating ocean dreams, frosty blue sea glass, and treasure hunts on the beach.
A fun anthem about Hilary, Patricia, and a bottomless cup of Colonial Tea. Don't worry Harry, it's still her first drink!
An upbeat tune dedicated to Harry. He helps anyone at the drop of a hat and can fix any issue—almost anything and everything.
The epic tale of Dishwasher Dave, the Trash Panda King, defending the Little Red Barn Brewery's sacred dumpster from an army of raccoons with nothing but a mop.
A stealthy tavern tune about slipping past the Royal Navy harbor watch under cover of dark to make off with the finest rum and treasure.
A gripping, high-tempo sea shanty about a crew rowing straight against a swirling ocean vortex, battling the relentless pull of the abyssal tide.
A relentless pirate anthem about chasing gold into kraken territory, showing no mercy to merchant ships, and laughing in the face of the crown.
A dark and driving shanty about a sinking ship's doomed crew paying their final toll to Davy Jones, trading cursed Spanish gold for the cold embrace of the deep.
An ethereal sea shanty about steering a ship up a massive waterfall to reach a mystical, kingless realm where siren songs guide the way.
A roaring capstan shanty about a broke pirate crew hoisting the black flag and fleeing the Royal Navy after drinking the tavern dry.
A cheeky tune about a pirate's wife who spends his hard-earned Spanish gold buying mansions and diamonds while he suffers on the high seas.
A chaotic, tragicomic tale of Old Quartermaster Willy accidentally lighting a cannon and setting off a chain reaction of flying peg legs.
A high-energy anthem about a defiant crew riding the dark waves with cutlasses in hand, ready to claim the King's silver and gold.